thanks for being fantastic
ashley. i love people, big, small, and any race or sexuality. Everyone is beautiful just for looking different from the next person, Jesus is my reason to live. thanks for being fantasic and checking out my blog :)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
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i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE
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how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
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rare endangerd species
is everyone here on drugs
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
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NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.
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8 o’clock, saturday night
here we see the blogger in her natural habitat: alone making macaroni and cheese while wrapped in a duvet
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“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
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