*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*
June 2013
hey you
*pokes ur cheek*
you sure are cute
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
Bless you. Bless you with spectacular fanfiction.
you’re cute what is your face html
hash browns will be served at my wedding
is nobody going to talk about the fact that this was in an actual nicki minaj song that she released to the public
i love this song tho
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
do you ever just break into your school to sing about your feelings
when light reflects on ur phone and u think that u got a message
u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right








